What’s Missing in A Game of Thrones?

Arya Stark training with Syrio Forel, The First Sword of Braavos

Season two of A Game of Thrones (aka A Clash of Kings) was aired last Sunday. Unfortunately, since I can’t afford to pay an HBO subscription, I’ll just have to miss the entire show. Downloading the torrent isn’t an option for me either. Because my internet service provider is Comcast, who limits torrent traffic and also sends out piracy warnings if you download a certain movie or TV show.

This was also the case with me during season one. I was a bit left out while everyone else was talking about this awesome show called A Game of Thrones, even though I was already a fan of The Song of Ice and Fire saga before it landed on the TV.

But, as a fan, who read the books years prior to the show, and knowing that it’s too huge for a 10-hour season, I have something that these TV greenhorns don’t: Details. And I was right.

Not to besmirch the work of HBO on A Game of Thrones though. I just finished watching the entire season one on Blu-Ray, and I think they really did an excellent job. All of the essential parts that makes this saga so good are there. But, like I said, the book is just too huge. So, some of its details got lost in its adaptation to the screen.

So, what’s missing in HBO’s A Game of Thrones? Well here are some that I missed. They’re not essential to the story, but they add color.

1. Where are the history flashbacks?
One of the best things I love about A Game of Thrones is its rich history. So, I was really expecting a lot flashbacks on the show, like when Lyanna’s died or the battle of Rhaegar and Robert at the Trident. But, no. There were no flashbacks. The histories in the show were only mentioned in passing.

2. Where are the huge fights?
For a TV show that was based on book with lots of war, the huge battles here are almost non existent. I was really looking forward to see Tyrion swing a battleaxe during the Battle of the Green Fork. But, no, HBO has to knock him out instead.

3. Where are the damn direwolves? 
The direwolves should be, at all times, beside the Stark children. But they’re not, however, and only appear (from out of nowhere) whenever they need to bite someone. It is disappointing.

4. Where’s the Blackfish, Brynden Tully? 
Brynden Tully is also missing from the story. While his character is not essential, he’s Catelyn Stark’s uncle and screened Robb Stark’s advance against Jaime Lannister. If they can add fingering prostitutes in the season, why can’t they add him? (Because he doesn’t have boobs. That’s why.)

5. Where’s Thoros of Myr?
Thoros of Myr is even a minor character than Brynden Tully. But Ros, the red-headed whore that everyone fucks in season one, didn’t even exist in the book! A red priest who lights his sword on fire before battle deserves a spot on this show!

6. Where’s Cersei’s Boobs?
Cersei did a lot of fucking in the books. And yet they’re showing fingering prostitutes instead of Cersei’s Boobs?

So, these are the few things I missed seeing in A Game of Thrones TV adaptation. But it’s understandable why they weren’t included. The cost of the production would be too high. As it is, I think it’s already an expensive TV show, with casts like Sean Bean. What more if they include every character in the book? Like I said, they’re not an integral part of the story, just flairs that made the books so great. As long as they got Bronn, Tyrion, Arya and Syrio Forrel right, which they did, I’m happy.

Oh, a little factoid: The actress that played Tyrion’s whore, Shae, was a former pornstar under the name Dilara.

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3 thoughts on “What’s Missing in A Game of Thrones?

  1. For a fan of A Song of Ice and Fire, I have the same sentiments when it comes to the outtakes of the TV series. Perhaps, they are just taking it slowly as the succeeding seasons must show the battle scenes and would apparently bring more cost to the production.

    Not that I have to spoil you what they showed in the pilot episode of the second season, it was good enough for a pilot episode, but the book was richer. The burning of the gods was a nice scene. And as always, they do not go from one chapter to another. Most scenes skip from one time to later time to a previous time. Great editing, still.

    I am looking forward to hearing more of your Game of Thrones thoughts. Oh, and the Dragonstone part of the opening billboard looks wonderful. 🙂

  2. lol, can’t get over the fingering prostitutes comment man… hilarious

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